Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 139
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
Can’t even Bear it. SCORE 12
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
Sucks. SCORE 162
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
Perspective paintings. SCORE 168
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
The Wall. SCORE 128
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
My gym is kind of a grim place SCORE 20
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -12
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
The orchestration behind July 4th, 1996 SCORE 5
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
Definition of life. SCORE 14