George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Do the blink! SCORE 23
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
*have SCORE 16
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42