
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27

worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4

glucose guardian SCORE 12

a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10

enter my what now? SCORE 28

putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24

not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29

you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29

one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19

fancy af SCORE 10

the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2

have you met eric yet? SCORE 51

definitely not the same brain SCORE 20

puzzling SCORE 18

i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17

one is never an option SCORE 11

til death do us part SCORE 23

boom SCORE 12

how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12

at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24

dreams are fun SCORE 28

i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17

i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17

i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15

you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11

i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15

and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10

guilty on all charges SCORE 15

not a high success rate SCORE 25

hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24

let the hate flow through you SCORE 21

like tears in the rain SCORE 2