Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Movie Logic SCORE 141
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Adulthood. SCORE 135
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Nokia SCORE 145
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Yawn. SCORE 11
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
I am Joey. SCORE 109
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
I need this. SCORE 137
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
Why would you even? SCORE -17
My first love. SCORE 12
