NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 100
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
Such Christianity SCORE 195
How weather works SCORE 68
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Packed party. SCORE 116
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Global Warming SCORE 183
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Stress SCORE 147
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
I would watch this SCORE 110
The next Pope SCORE 143
I am chill SCORE 102
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Self control SCORE 100