Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Chivalry isn’t dead… SCORE 176
R.I.P. diet. SCORE 206
I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Sage advice. SCORE 217
Dr. Who poem SCORE 134
Cat Found SCORE 3
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Hogwarts drugs SCORE 13
The circle of life. SCORE 205
The Milky Way as seen from Texas in the summer. SCORE 186
Just one lick? SCORE 5
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Best present ever SCORE 4
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Do want. SCORE 94
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
So did she get the poster board? SCORE 5
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 146
Office Cat: bow before my office supplies! SCORE 115
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Owners Love Sticks SCORE 14
Ba dum tss… SCORE 180
Why is it so hard to stop using the internet and just go to bed? SCORE 174
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -44
Lecture Rules SCORE 384
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189