My pet dragon. SCORE 26
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Tis the season. SCORE 26
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
This snake’s camo pattern is digital-esque (by John Irby’) SCORE 29
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Take two happy mortars and see me in a week. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
This aged well. SCORE 18
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
treat? SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Rob knows how to live. SCORE 23
Ultra noodle SCORE 22
