Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
Accurate. SCORE -75
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
How to make sushi SCORE 22
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
How to twerk SCORE 74
Guilty SCORE 81
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
Propaganda SCORE 77
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
I would watch this SCORE 129
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
When I’m old. SCORE 86
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
