Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
New books. SCORE 200
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
How people see me. SCORE 233
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Friends. SCORE 215
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 257
All the Navies! SCORE 172
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I love you. SCORE 20
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
