I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 4
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 4
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
True beauty SCORE 9
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
I love moo too SCORE 12
A lava river SCORE 11
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
I’m fine SCORE 17
Nope SCORE 6
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 171
Somethings never change SCORE 9
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -7
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 17
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
Comfort zone SCORE 9
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 5
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182
Be yourself SCORE 162
