No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
White bread. SCORE 306
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Nice try though. SCORE 220
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Burn. SCORE 241
I was framed! SCORE 317
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
For science. SCORE 241
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Proof. SCORE 148
