you’re hired SCORE 22
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
we all know those “gettin’ ready” sits SCORE 21
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
cringe in the future SCORE 15
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
just one day… SCORE 23
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
playing hard to get SCORE 18
FYI: SCORE 22
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
brain does what brain want SCORE 19
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
en garde SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16