Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 248
How politics work. SCORE 298
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Every time… SCORE 142
YOLO. SCORE 128
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Every time. SCORE 182
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Hawkward. SCORE 270
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Did you know? SCORE 233
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Oh really? SCORE 174
I > You. SCORE 272
It’s true. SCORE 209
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Dog logic. SCORE 281
