it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
the shape of soup SCORE 45
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
which do you choose? SCORE 23
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i feel seen SCORE 31
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the original American badass SCORE 88
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
rude diet SCORE 36
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
place your bets! SCORE 48
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
everything is south america now SCORE 47
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
