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Protect+your+patrons.
Get+no+respect+around+here%26%238230%3B
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Smoothest+fight+yet.
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
7%2F10+you+could+buy+me+a+coffee.
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
4th+grade+me+coming+back+to+school+from+my+doctors+appointment
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Yes+I+am+very+interest+in+this.
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
New+fridge+has+sabbath+mode%26%238230%3B
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bd+take+care+the+beast%26%238230%3B
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+circle+of+life.
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
When+life+gives+you+lemons%26%238230%3B%3F
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
The+original+sign+explaining+how+to+turn+on+an+electric+light.
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Jeopardy+bros
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
They+phoned+home%26%238230%3B
They phoned home… SCORE 25
Take+it+back%26%238230%3B
Take it back… SCORE 30
That+sign+making+class+really+paid+off
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Landlords+give+the+best+gifts.
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
You+really+dodged+a+cauliflower%26%238230%3B
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Too+sad+for+pants
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Target+is+good+at+advertising.
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+simple+really%26%238230%3B+death.+Lot%26%238217%3Bs+of+dying.
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
I+did+it%21
I did it! SCORE 17
You%26%238217%3Bve+tweeted+your+last+twet.
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
ANGST
ANGST SCORE 18
When+in+traffic%26%238230%3B
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Enjoy+more+liminal+spaces.
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
Apparently+my+Roomba+mountain+climbs+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+home%26%238230%3B
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Look+what+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+to+the+children%26%238230%3B
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
Get+fancy%2C+sponsored+by+CVS.
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Imagine+getting+upset+over+flowers%26%238230%3B
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Me+too+bud%2C+me+too%26%238230%3B
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Employee+beware%26%238230%3B
Employee beware… SCORE 25
All+crabs+deserve+the+knowledge.
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
High+tech+snac
High tech snac SCORE 6
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large+oof
large oof SCORE 32
%F0%9F%8E%B5School%26%238217%3Bs+out+forever%F0%9F%8E%B5
🎵School’s out forever🎵 SCORE 41
I+almost+had+him+too+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+smol.
I almost had him too but I’m smol. SCORE 23
How+to+destroy+trust+101.
How to destroy trust 101. SCORE 24
Got+dammit%2C+Stephan.
Got dammit, Stephan. SCORE 33
Yeah+that+was+never+it.
Yeah that was never it. SCORE 46
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