did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
bear with me SCORE 26
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
whoop there it is SCORE 23
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
judges judily SCORE 20
