What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Seems legit. SCORE 150
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Should you forward that email? SCORE 126
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
All the Navies! SCORE 171
College life. SCORE 158
How marriage works. SCORE 64
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How people see me. SCORE 233
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I love you. SCORE 20
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
Accurate. SCORE 258
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 114
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
