Chair vs. Gun. SCORE 283
Smooch. SCORE 141
How I feel as the new year approaches. SCORE 109
I can relate. SCORE 167
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
I told Siri to call me the Doctor… SCORE 21
People McNuggets. SCORE 200
I’m not anti-social… SCORE 144
How to be a jerk. SCORE 87
I couldn’t sleep last night… SCORE 166
The most astounding fact. SCORE 63
When life gives you lemons… SCORE 142
How to foil a plan. SCORE 378
I love you zebra. SCORE 180
Shoot for the moon. SCORE 151
The holidays in a nutshell. SCORE 256
Things I can remember… SCORE 89
Our Christmas romance. SCORE 121
Surprise human! SCORE 111
How to quit your job. SCORE 114
In 20 years… SCORE 113
Seems legit. SCORE 248
United State of Pop 2012. SCORE 94
Seven brilliant quotes. SCORE 218
Dang girl! SCORE 100
Yay! Internet! SCORE 139
A starry night. SCORE 197
Me too. SCORE 184
ELE-THONG SCORE -5
Overly attached cat. SCORE 160
Monsters are real… SCORE 196
Whenever I try to ask a girl out… SCORE 231