Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
No ink? SCORE 139
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 129
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
How to steal an old person. SCORE 198
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Askhole. SCORE 101
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Sad. SCORE 213
Poor Mitt. SCORE 91
This January. SCORE 265
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Accurate. SCORE 170
In case of love. SCORE 120
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
I need this. SCORE 174
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 137
Les Misérables: a review. SCORE 206
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
