cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
parental support SCORE 22
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
5, obviously SCORE 38
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 42
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
this is really cute SCORE 55
self esteam issues SCORE 26
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
*just in case SCORE 27
she’s the one SCORE 1
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
