place your bets! SCORE 48
rude diet SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
fan theories SCORE 33
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i feel seen SCORE 31
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
call me dr SCORE 32
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
cozy SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
oh sweet release SCORE 50
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62
the original American badass SCORE 88
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
worth every sin SCORE 32
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
everything is south america now SCORE 46
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
time to call it a day SCORE 34
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36