July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
So you like metal? SCORE 144
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
English is weird. SCORE 95
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Self control SCORE 100
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Twist! SCORE 138
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
I would watch this SCORE 110
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Liz… SCORE 123
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44