you are the chosen one SCORE 52
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
smol SCORE 41
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Plants SCORE 43
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
scary everything SCORE 33
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
HOT and READY SCORE 44
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Good boi SCORE 37
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
