leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
failing at therapy SCORE 19
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
third red light in a row SCORE 18
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
staring at a menu SCORE 17
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
clever girls SCORE 12
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
very smol awoo SCORE 26
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
birthday cod SCORE 28
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
i have a book SCORE 31
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
i love you in german SCORE 19
downward spiral SCORE 22
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
