
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100

To the rescue? SCORE 24

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37

Who will you call then? SCORE 19

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24

ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 41

Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18

🤔 SCORE 20

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30

Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32

Nailed it. SCORE 42

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

Be petty SCORE 35

Absolute class. SCORE 25

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27

Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28

A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 29

Le sigh… SCORE 25

Preach, Papa. SCORE 41

We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24

Corona bad. SCORE 28

2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33

Let it happen. SCORE 34

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 30

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19