What “meow” means. SCORE 300
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Conundrum. SCORE 210
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Every time. SCORE 135
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Every day. SCORE 212
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
WUT? SCORE 268
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
