You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 88
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
I support this hobby SCORE 106
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 60
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 63
The Gold SCORE 129
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
Suprised donor SCORE 157
This teacher SCORE 94
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
Son of a- SCORE 80
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
Why you don’t leave food in your car in bear country. SCORE 65
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
accurate SCORE 95
Like SCORE 60
When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 89
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
Hillary Clinton dresses like she’s in charge of some sort of space federation SCORE 112
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
You know all those vape stores and vape lounges?.. SCORE 56
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
A cross over I can get behind SCORE 67
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 34
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
