
BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD! SCORE 28

Think about it… SCORE 25

It’s a shoe for kids. SCORE 16

Ouch, my poor, short heart SCORE 30

Kid Rock looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock SCORE 23

Budget cuts shouldn’t effect the sciences… SCORE 18

Do you like to party? SCORE 29

Big truckin’ SCORE 30

Rowling inspired. SCORE 20

Pennsylvania school district turns down local businessman’s offer to pay off student lunch debts after sending threatening letters to parents. SCORE 22

pro suck SCORE 37

He who controls the bread… SCORE 27

Sorry about that. SCORE 21

The old men and the sea SCORE 32

*quacks in dog* SCORE 31

Boots wit the buurrrr SCORE 21

Two ears is overrated. SCORE 16

You want how much? SCORE 25

Thrift store find of the year. SCORE 29

Sad people need jobs, also. SCORE 25

Totatally legit. SCORE 26

Farm the world. SCORE 24

Yeah, definitly a good candidate to compare yourself with… SCORE 11

Lorde halp us. SCORE 18

The Media is Public Enemy #2 SCORE 22

Aerodynamic poop schute. SCORE 6

Not just a word for babies… SCORE 26

Can we eat jelly fish? SCORE 19

I’ve seen the HBO series, thanks… SCORE 25

How to worry a zookeeper… SCORE 36

We live in interesting times… SCORE 27

Everybody needs to chill… SCORE 21