Landlords these days… SCORE 11
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 14
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Do your part. SCORE 13
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
Money well spent. SCORE 28
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 32
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40