The happiest dog. SCORE 144
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Because Cute SCORE 16
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
This happens way too often SCORE 11
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
I want to do this. SCORE 295
So you see SCORE 20
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
…Yummy… SCORE 5
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
