i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
every segment on the news SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
one stop american shop SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
scream therapy SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
working cat SCORE 20
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
because everything is okay SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
zero traction SCORE 11
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
scary fish! SCORE 7
supersize it SCORE -4
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
slap them SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
no one understands my genius SCORE 17