Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Boop SCORE 50
Took me a second… SCORE 67
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 80
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
How to take care of your iron. SCORE 44
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Simple biology SCORE 97
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 62
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Classic. SCORE 39