I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
*gunshots* SCORE 22
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
You can do this. SCORE 47
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
It actually is this SCORE 36
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
You go. SCORE 37
