I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Howling lessons SCORE 9
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The Twortle SCORE 142
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Same thing… SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
The power of barking SCORE 18
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 146
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
