Born to be grumpy. SCORE 52
Whenever I use my parents’ computer. SCORE 130
Visit the elves in historic Rivendell. SCORE 164
School these days. SCORE 139
Mustache ice tray! SCORE 131
I like my men like I like my tea. SCORE 286
Every time. SCORE 286
Men wearing skinny jeans SCORE 114
Pure evil. SCORE 253
Reality SCORE 19
Cymbalta. SCORE 148
How karma works. SCORE 194
So this happened… SCORE 72
Cat Vader. SCORE 3
Pizza is my Valentine. SCORE 74
Please send another ‘right person’ SCORE 221
I’m eating a banana. SCORE 2
I’m from the 90s. SCORE 8
My heart is… SCORE 2
All of my shirts could say this and be accurate. SCORE 145
Literally. SCORE 225
Oh, you want a dislike button? SCORE 199
The moment… SCORE 265
Six reasons you should consider being a cat. SCORE 7
playing with fire SCORE 0
You are my favorite proton. SCORE 90
I’ve still got it SCORE 297
When I get in trouble with my professor SCORE 155
MOST Endangered wildcat in the world (approx. 200 left) SCORE 8
I miss High School. SCORE 435
Where’s Rob? SCORE 1
An Epic Spanish Lip-Dub. SCORE -3
