*gunshots* SCORE 22
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Big hmm… SCORE 32
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
The one true science SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
