Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 29
Thanks mom… SCORE 27
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
boop activated… SCORE 26
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 26
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 39
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
