Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
