have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
therapy burn SCORE 29
one is never an option SCORE 11
glucose guardian SCORE 12
boom SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
not a high success rate SCORE 25
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
enter my what now? SCORE 27
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
til death do us part SCORE 23
dreams are fun SCORE 28
we really got the life SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
