There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
I need dis. SCORE 203
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Books I could write. SCORE 107
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
So many puns! SCORE 136
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Touché… SCORE 263
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Jenga! SCORE 198
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Women’s logic. SCORE -74
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Attack! SCORE 200
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Accurate. SCORE 168
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Just perfect. SCORE 21
