The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Words. SCORE 293
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Obvious. SCORE 349
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 127
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
You are the father! SCORE 252
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Distractions. SCORE 194
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230