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This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 62

I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64

Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145

When do you feel the most beautiful? SCORE 161

Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78

If there is no wind. SCORE 87

I’m a potato SCORE 44

Being an adult SCORE 92

When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116

Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82

Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91

Suprised donor SCORE 157

Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 35

Like SCORE 60

Son of a- SCORE 80

Me watching the Olympics SCORE 89

Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 61

This teacher SCORE 94

The Gold SCORE 128

Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 148

Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108

Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138

I don’t plan. SCORE 117

When no one notices your haircut SCORE 113

How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94

How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67

Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 160

Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174

accurate SCORE 95

Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125