The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Father son goals. SCORE 36
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
City’s full. SCORE 20
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Barista good. SCORE 61
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Love is odd. SCORE 42
*easily amused* SCORE 46
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
This is why I game. SCORE 38
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
Just mortician things… SCORE 29