I do this. SCORE 237
bender logic SCORE 8
duckface SCORE -9
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Now what? SCORE 174
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Would not bang SCORE -13
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Human stahp SCORE 0
Soon! SCORE 132
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
jabba the cat SCORE 4
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
