Size matters. SCORE 149
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Neigh SCORE 133
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
Please be troll. SCORE 15
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
So close SCORE 15
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
While on a trip… SCORE 18
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
snarf SCORE 1
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
Need a light? SCORE 2
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
like this… derp SCORE 4
Based on the ears… I’m going with llama SCORE 16
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Friendship SCORE 242
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Sloth SCORE 18
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
