delete my number SCORE 28
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
i also laughed SCORE 56
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
he did it because he could SCORE 37
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
oof SCORE 21
i can never find the words SCORE 45
what’s the point? SCORE 41
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
cats always come first SCORE 28
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
never give up SCORE 88
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 63
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
irony man SCORE 45
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
must pet the pet SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
waka waka waka SCORE 26
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
clever girl SCORE 40
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
