Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Water is wet SCORE 26
HALP SCORE 14
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
No officer… SCORE 146
What torture. SCORE 190
hover orcas SCORE 11
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Agent T SCORE 260
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Thriller. SCORE 137
This is my song! SCORE 90
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
quiet fives SCORE -3
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
government logic SCORE 11
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
clap your Hans SCORE 14
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
