How I die. SCORE 289
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Burn. SCORE 158
Pubid. SCORE 143
Poor owl. SCORE 205
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Touché. SCORE 336
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
How I shower. SCORE 156
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Roses are red. SCORE 334
English is hard. SCORE 291
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Attack! SCORE 196
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
