Accurate. SCORE 146
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The future. SCORE 23
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Soon. SCORE 8
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
The power of barking SCORE 18
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
