Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
If I were a betting man… SCORE 28
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 23
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 36
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 14
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 7
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28