Feeling down? SCORE 104
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Would not bang SCORE -13
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
I’d live here. SCORE 225
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Soon! SCORE 132
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
Now what? SCORE 174
Human stahp SCORE 0
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
duckface SCORE -9
I do this. SCORE 237
what obama looks like SCORE -10
bender logic SCORE 8
Coincidence? SCORE 87
